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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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