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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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