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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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