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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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