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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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