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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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