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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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