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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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