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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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