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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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