Pictures:

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

1271

What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

192

Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

1295

Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

884

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789

What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

1027

How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

872

Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

2746

What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

1298

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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