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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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