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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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