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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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