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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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