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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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