Pictures:

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339

What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

1493

Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

1474

How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

1212

Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

1433

Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

1566

Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

1481

What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

1820

What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

1259

What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

2129

What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

1435

Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

185