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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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