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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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