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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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