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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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