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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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