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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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