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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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