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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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