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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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