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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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