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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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