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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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