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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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