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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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