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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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