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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

1791

What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

490

Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

489

What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

704

Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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