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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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A field of hole wheat.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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