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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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