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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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