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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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