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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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