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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

758

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

1003

Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

295

Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

1295

Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

371

Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

1791

Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

377

What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

219

Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

293

Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

1287

Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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