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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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