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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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