Pictures:

Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

1434

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

1043

Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

551

Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309

Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

1813

A 5 o'clock shadow.

1280

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

1445

Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

1268

What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233