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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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