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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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