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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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