Pictures:

Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

422

How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

1557

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

1460

What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

2665

What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

2000

What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

343

What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

1453

What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

1210

Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

576

Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

1813