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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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