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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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