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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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