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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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