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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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