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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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A son of a gun.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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