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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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