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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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