Pictures:

How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

195

Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

422

Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

1083

Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

1791

What does Sue do all day?

Sue

1482

What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

2284

Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

619

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

237

What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

214

why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

373

After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

2532

What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

1223