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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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