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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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