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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

1307

How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599

What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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