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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

1005

How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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