Pictures:

How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

337

Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

1815

What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

1510

Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

1005

What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

3169

What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

1542

What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

2663

How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

220

What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

1247

How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

2034

Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

383