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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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