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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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