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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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