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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

876

Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

2240

What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

1210

Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

1442

Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

204

Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

1278

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

1452

Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

1239

Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

1087

What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

1473

What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

1794

How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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