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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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