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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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