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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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