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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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