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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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