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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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