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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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