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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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