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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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