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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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