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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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