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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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