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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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