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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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