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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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