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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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