Pictures:

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521

What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

932

What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

202

Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

755

A picture worth a thousand words.

1269

Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

1291

Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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