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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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