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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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