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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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