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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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