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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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