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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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