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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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