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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

258

What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

1503

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

243

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

1460

Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

1277

Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

798

How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

1483

Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

1811

Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309

Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

297