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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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