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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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