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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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