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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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