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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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