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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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