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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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