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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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