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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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