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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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