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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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