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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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