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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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