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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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