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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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