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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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