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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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