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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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