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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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