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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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