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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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