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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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