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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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