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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

1800

Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

790

What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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