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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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