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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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