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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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