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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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