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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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