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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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