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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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