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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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