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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

875

If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

483

What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840

How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

220

Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

507

What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

1097

How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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