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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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