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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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