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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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