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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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