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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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