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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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