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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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