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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

1239

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

1775

What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

1479

Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

2223

Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

279

Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782

What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

1470

What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

1210

Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

780

What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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