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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

705

How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498

Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

8

What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

329

What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

706

What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

1027

What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

932

What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

1812

What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

1814

Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

1146

What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

707

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997