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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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