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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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