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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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