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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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