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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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