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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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