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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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