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A field of hole wheat.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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