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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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