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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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