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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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