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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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