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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

1786

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

2261

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

432

Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

2536

What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

1794

Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

912

Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

1278

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084

What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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