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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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