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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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