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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017