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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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