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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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