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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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