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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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