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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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