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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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