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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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