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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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