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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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