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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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