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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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