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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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