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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

239

What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

690

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

2665

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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