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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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