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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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