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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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