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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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