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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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