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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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