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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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