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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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