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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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