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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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