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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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