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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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