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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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