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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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