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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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