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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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