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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

1307

What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

1466

What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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