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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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A son of a gun.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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