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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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