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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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