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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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