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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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