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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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