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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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