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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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