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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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