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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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