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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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