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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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