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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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