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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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