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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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