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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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A field of hole wheat.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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