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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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