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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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