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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

1915

Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

825

What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

1449

Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

1432

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

1094

What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

982

What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

2665

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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