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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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