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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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