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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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