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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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