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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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