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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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