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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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