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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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