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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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