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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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