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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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