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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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