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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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