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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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