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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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