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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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