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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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