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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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