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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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