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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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