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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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