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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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