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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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