Pictures:

A field of hole wheat.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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