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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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