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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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