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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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