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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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