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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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