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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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