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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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A field of hole wheat.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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