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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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