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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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