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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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