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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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