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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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