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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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