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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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