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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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