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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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