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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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