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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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