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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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