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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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