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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

1923

What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

1294

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

1452

Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

1090

What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

1045

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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