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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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