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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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