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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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