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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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