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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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