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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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