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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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