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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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