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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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