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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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