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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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