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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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