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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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