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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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