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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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