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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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