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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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