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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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