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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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