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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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