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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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