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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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