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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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