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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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