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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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