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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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