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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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