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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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