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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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