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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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