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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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