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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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