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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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