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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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