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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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