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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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