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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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