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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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