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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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