Pictures:

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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