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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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