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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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