Pictures:

Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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