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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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