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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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