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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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