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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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