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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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