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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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