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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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