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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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