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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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