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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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