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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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