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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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