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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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