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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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