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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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