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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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