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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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