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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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