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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

435

What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

2130

How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

323

Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

420

What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

329

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

2243

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

1056

A son of a gun.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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