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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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