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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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A picture worth a thousand words.

1269

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

245

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901

This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

1294

Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

420

What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

265

Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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