Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

223

Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

1026

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

1087

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

1915

How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

1013

What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

2116

What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

1235

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

791

What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

367