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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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