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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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