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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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