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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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