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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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