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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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