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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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