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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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