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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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