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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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