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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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