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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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