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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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