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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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