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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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