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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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