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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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