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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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