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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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