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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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