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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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