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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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