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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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