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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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