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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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