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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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