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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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