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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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