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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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