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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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