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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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