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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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