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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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