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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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