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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

310

What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

1066

What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

1470

Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

1317

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

1816

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

1103

What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

231

What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

3255

What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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