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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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