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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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