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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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