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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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