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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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