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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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