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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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