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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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