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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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