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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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