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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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