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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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