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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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