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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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