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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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