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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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