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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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