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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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