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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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