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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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