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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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