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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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