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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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