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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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