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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

1266

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

1469

Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

795

If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

483

Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

1433

How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

1077

Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

1801

Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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