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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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