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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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