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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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