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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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