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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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