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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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