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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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