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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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