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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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