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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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