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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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