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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

1068

What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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