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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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