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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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A field of hole wheat.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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