What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?
How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?
What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?
What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?
What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?
What do you call a sick lawyer?
What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?
What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?
What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?
How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?
What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?
Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?