Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

1502
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

377
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

1071
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

380
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

1434
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

1175
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

1775
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

203
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

1810
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500