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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

1403

What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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