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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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