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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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