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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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