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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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