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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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