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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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