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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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