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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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