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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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