Pictures:

Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

779

Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

1278

Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062

Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

293

A son of a gun.

330

What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

1470

Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

1095

Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

217

What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

1298

Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

705

A picture worth a thousand words.

1269

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002