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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

875

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

1003

Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

217

What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

269

Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

1051

Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

187

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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