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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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