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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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