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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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