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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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