Pictures:

What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

1247

Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

194

What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

814

What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

219

What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

3168

What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

1789

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

210

Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

1445

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

1404

Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

1702