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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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