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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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