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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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