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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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