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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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