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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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