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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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