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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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