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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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