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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

1506

What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

1589

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

1509

Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

1549

Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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