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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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