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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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