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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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