Pictures:

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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