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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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