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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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