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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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