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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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