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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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