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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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