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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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