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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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