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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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