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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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