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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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