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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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