Pictures:

What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

1408

How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

206

What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

1794

My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

1478

Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

335

Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

189

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

334

How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

337

Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

1278

What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

1296

Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

1148