Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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