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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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