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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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