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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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