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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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