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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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