Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?
Which vegetable is best served mashed?
Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??
Why can't everyone text at the same speed?
What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?
Why do many people choose low-fat milk?
Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?
Why is this bench so comfortable?
Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?
How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?
Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?
What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?
