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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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