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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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