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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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