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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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