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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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