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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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