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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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