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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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