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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006