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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

590

Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

813

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

1775

Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

283

Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

635

Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

1440

My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

1492

How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

337

What does Sue do all day?

Sue

1482

Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

871

What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

2220

Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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