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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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