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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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