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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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