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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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