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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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