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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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