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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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