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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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