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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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