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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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