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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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