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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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