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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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