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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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