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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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