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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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