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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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