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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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