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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

238

Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

816

What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

2545

Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

1300

What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

282

Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

246

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

1406

What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

214

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

2117

How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

1013

What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

434