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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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