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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

1292

This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

1282

What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309

Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

2223

Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

221

Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

758

What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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