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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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