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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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