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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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