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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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