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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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