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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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