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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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