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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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