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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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