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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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