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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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