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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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