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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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