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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001