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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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