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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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