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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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