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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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