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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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