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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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