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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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