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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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