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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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