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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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