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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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