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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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