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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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