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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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