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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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