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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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