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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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