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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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