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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

1092

Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

1078

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

2136

What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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