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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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