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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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