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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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