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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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