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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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