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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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