How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?
What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?
What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?
What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?
What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?
What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?
What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?
How are making puns similar to oil drilling?
Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?
Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?
Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..
