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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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