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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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