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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

1209

How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

1297

Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

636

Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

790

Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

1070

Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

1472

Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

1520

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402

Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

310

What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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