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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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