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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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