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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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