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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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