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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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A field of hole wheat.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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