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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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