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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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