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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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