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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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