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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

257

What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

1509

What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

1060

Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

1051

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

1473

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901

What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

1471

Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

1258

Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

1702

If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

483

What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

1085