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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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