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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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