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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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