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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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