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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

297

Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

755

Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

1300

What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

1495

How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

193

Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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