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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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