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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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