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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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