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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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