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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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