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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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