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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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