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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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