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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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