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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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