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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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