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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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