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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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