Pictures:

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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