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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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