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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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