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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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