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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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