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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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