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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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