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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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