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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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