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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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