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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

508

How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

1466

Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

230

How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

507

How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

337

Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

1819

A field of hole wheat.

1076

What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

3209

What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

1493

My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

1478

What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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