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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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