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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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