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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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A field of hole wheat.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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