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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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