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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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