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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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