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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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