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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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