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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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