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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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