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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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