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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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