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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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