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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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