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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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