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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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A photo of synthesis.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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