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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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