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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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