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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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