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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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