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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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