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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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