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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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