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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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