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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

1115

Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

1304

Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

1271

What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958