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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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