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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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