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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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