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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

1292

What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

635

What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

506

What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

1493

What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599

What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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