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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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