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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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