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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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