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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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