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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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