Pictures:

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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