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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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