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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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