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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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