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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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A son of a gun.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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