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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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