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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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