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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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