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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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