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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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