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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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