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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It has always been a ground-breaking tool.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked to steal everyone else's thunder.

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What's going on here?

It's a man drawing blood.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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