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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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