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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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