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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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