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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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