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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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