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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498

What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

1073

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

3049

Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

1275

What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

434

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

257

What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

1147

Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

2216

What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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