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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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