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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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