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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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