Pictures:

Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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