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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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