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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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