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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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