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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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