How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?
What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?
What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?
Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?
Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??
Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?
What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?
Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?
What is a dehydrating fruit business like?
Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?
How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?
What can have both a good and bad result?
