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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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