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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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