How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?
What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?
How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?
Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?
What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?
How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?
Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?
Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?
Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?
Which vegetable is best served mashed?
Why did the dermatologist find a new job?
