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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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