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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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