It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

200

Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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A son of a gun.

330

Where do puns come from?

The Funny Farm

204

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

237

Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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