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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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