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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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