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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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