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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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