Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

243
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

1089
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

1024
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

2116
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

884
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

414
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

239
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

818
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

371
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

1403
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

1480
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

932