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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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