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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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