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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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