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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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