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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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