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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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