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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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