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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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