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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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