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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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