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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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