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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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