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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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