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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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