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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What are these people doing?

They're about to drive people bananas.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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