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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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