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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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