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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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