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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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