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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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