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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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