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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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