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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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