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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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