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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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