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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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