Pictures:

Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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