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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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