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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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