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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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