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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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