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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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