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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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