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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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