Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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