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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004