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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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