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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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