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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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