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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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