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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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