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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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