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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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