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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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