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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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