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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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