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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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