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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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