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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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