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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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