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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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