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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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