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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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