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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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