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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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