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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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