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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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