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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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