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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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A photo of synthesis.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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