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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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