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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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