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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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