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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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