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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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