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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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