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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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