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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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