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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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