How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his Left Turn summons?

He knew he was right.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus...you need to be dialed-in.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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