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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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