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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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