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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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