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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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