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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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