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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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