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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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