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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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