Pictures:

Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

1273

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

488

Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

2221

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339

What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

236

What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

2284

Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

190

How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

2222

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

1406

What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

1260

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

2117

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

1103