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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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