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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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