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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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