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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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