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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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