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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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