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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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