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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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