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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

1792

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

413

If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

1303

Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

1461

What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

1065

Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

1092

Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

1052

Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

1287

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521

A field of hole wheat.

1076

Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

1487