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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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