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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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