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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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