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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

817

Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

871

What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

1793

How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

2217

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

794

What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

173

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

1116

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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