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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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