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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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