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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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