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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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