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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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