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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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