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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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