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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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