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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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