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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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