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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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