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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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