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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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