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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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