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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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