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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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