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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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