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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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