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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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