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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

1445

What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

814

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

413

How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

1209

Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

240

How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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