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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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