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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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