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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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