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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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