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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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