What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

2175

How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

228

Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

1494

Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

381

What is happening here?

The duck is checking his bill for web service.

310

What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

415

What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

1240

What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

932

Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

1146

What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

1479

My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

1492

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

1406