Pictures:

What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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A son of a gun.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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