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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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