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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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