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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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