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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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