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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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