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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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