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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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