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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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