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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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