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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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