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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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