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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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