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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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