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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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