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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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