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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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