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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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