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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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