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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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