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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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