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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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