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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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