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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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