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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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