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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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