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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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