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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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