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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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