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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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