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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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