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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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