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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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