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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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