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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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