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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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