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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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