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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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