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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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