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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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