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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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