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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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