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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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