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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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