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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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