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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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