Pictures:

Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

1827

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581

Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

619

How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

181

What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

1721

Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

826

How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

1792

How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

1557

What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

707

Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

1263

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

201