Pictures:

What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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