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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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