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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

1069

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901

Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

1051

Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

1441

The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

1404

Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

1247

What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

1298

Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

1007

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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