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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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