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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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