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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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