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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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