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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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