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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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