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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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