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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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