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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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