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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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