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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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