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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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A son of a gun.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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