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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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