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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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