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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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