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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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