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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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