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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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