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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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