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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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