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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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