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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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