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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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