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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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