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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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