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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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