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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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