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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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