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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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