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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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