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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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