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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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