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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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