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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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