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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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