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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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