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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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