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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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