Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?
Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?
What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?
Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?
What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?
Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?
What's so special about Willy the window washer?
Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?
Why should one take colitis seriously?
Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?
