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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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