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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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