Pictures:

What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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