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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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