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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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