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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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