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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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