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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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