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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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