Pictures:

What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

1045

What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

1499

Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

1494

Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

1791

What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

2286

What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

1147

What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

490

Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

484

What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

932

Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

1268

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

1465

What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

214