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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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