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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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