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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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