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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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