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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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