Pictures:

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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