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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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