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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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