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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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