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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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