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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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