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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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