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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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