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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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A field of hole wheat.

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