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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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