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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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