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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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