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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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