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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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