Pictures:

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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