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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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