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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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