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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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