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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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