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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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