Pictures:

Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

1403

Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

912

What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

1475

Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

190

Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

2956

Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

1558

Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

1096

What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

219

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

257

How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

2548

What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

1589

What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

1260