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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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