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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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