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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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