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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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