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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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