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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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