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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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