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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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