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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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