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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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