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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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