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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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A field of hole wheat.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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