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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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