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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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