Pictures:

Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

1007

Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

1265

What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

1257

What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

868

How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

206

Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

2242

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

1469

How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

2548

Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

573

Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

1481

How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

1351