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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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A son of a gun.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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