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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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