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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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