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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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