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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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