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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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