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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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