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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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