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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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