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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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