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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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