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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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