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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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