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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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