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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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