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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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