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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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