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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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