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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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