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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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