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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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