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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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