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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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