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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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