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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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