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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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