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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

1300

What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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A son of a gun.

330

What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

1589

What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

1086

Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

297

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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