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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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