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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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