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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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