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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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