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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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