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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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