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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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