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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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