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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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