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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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