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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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