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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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