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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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