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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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