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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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