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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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