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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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