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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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