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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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