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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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