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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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