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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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