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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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