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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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