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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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