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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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