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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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