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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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