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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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