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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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