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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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