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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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