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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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