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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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