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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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