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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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