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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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