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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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