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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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