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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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