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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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