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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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