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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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