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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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