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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

841

How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

1464

Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

1275

Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

198

What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

236

Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

260

What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

433

Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

1068

Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

1056

Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

912

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402