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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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