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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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