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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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