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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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