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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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