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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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A son of a gun.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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