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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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