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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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