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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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