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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

1800

Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

1453

Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

206

Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006