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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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