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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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