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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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