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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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