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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

1185

What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

489

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209

Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

1494

Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

574

Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

180

What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

981

Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

1287

What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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