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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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