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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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