Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

378
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

794
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

1444
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

1083
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

1589
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

2221
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

241
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

1815
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

2284
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

838
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

296