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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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