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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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