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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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