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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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