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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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