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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

333

My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

1492

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

796

How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

1069

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

683

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

1503

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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