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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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