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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006

Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

1007

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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