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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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