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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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