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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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