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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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