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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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