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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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