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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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