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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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