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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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