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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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