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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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