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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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