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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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