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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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