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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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