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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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