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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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