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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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