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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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