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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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