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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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