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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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