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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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