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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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