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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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