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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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