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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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