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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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