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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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