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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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