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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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