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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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