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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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