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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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