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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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A son of a gun.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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