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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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