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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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