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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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