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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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