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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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