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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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