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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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