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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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