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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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