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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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