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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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