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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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