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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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