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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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A field of hole wheat.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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