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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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