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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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