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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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