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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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