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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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