Pictures:

What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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