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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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