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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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