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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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