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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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