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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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