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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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