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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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