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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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