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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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