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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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