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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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