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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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