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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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