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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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