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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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