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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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