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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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