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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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