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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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