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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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