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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

488

Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

260

Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

1915

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

2130

How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

795

Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

198

Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

1102

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

1184

What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

491

Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

1083

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801