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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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