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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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