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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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