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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

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Inflation.

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What do you call a very young bee?

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A bay bee.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

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It has a meltdown.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

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Because it was shell-fish.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

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No, son.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

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It's always up to something.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

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A postage stamp.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

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It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

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Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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