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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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