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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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