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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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