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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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