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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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