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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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