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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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