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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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