Pictures:

What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

1630

What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

2417

What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

177

What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

3182

Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

1545

What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

2149

What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

515

How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

1400

What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

1604

When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

3146

Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

2737

What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

730