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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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