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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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