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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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