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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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