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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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