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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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