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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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