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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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