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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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