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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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