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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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