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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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