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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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