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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Rock and roll.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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