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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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