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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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