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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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