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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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