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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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