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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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