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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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