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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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