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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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