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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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