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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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