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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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