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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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