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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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