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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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