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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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