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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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