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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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