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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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