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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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