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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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