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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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