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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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