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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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