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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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