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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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