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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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