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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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