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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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