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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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