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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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