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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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