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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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