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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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