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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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