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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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