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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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