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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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