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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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