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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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