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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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