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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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