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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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