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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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