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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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