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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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