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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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