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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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