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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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