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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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