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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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