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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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