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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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