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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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