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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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