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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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