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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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