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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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