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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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