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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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