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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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