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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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