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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Gaucho Marx

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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