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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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