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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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