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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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