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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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