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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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