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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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