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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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