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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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