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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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