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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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