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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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