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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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