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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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