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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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