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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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