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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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