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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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