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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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