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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

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She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

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An ex-plorer.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

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Peter pants.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

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Peas.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

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Because her boss was a dictator.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

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I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

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Its ring tone.

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What is an insect that hums?

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Humbug.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

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They summerize.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

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It's an ad-venture.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

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A point of no return.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

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It was a drag.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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