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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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