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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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