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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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