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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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