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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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