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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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