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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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