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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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