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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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