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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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