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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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