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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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