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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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