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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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