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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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