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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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