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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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