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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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