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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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