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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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