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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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