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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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