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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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