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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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