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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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