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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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