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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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