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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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