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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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