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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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