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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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