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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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