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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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