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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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