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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

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He felt ex-static.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

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The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

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The North Face.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

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Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

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He rebooted the computer robots.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

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You're all nuts!

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

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Odd balls.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

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An accomplished accomplice.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

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Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

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Pears.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

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It's a low ha state.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

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A hippie-crit.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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