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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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