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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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