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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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