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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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