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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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