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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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