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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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