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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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