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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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