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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

1966

What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

1995

Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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