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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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