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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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