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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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