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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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