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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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