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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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