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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Gaucho Marx

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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