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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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