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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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