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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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