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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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