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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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