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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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