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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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