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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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