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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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