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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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