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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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