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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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