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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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