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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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