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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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