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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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