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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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