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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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