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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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