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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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