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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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