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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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