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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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