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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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