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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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