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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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