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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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