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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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