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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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