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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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