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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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