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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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